Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when
they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow-white decides
to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is
Preparing to take the bath. Dwarfs protest vehemently and then
Snow white relents and says that when i get into the water and u
hear the splash, u can turn around.
Snow white undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very
moment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.
The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snow white standing NAKED.
Now if this incident is a sequel to an ad, what product is being advertised?
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SEVEN UP
Monday, October 5, 2009
"It's dark in here, isn't it?"
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears
a car in the drive way and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You want to buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man
replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the
position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she
hears a car in the drive way and, again, places her lover in the closet
with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts
off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is
completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your
ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear
the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the
church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the
curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that shit in here now," the priest says.
she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day the woman hears
a car in the drive way and puts her lover in the closet, as well.
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You want to buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man
replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the
position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she
hears a car in the drive way and, again, places her lover in the closet
with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts
off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage. "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is
completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your
ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear
the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the
church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,"
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the
curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that shit in here now," the priest says.
THINK ABOUT …….
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who runs up women’s leg not find nut.
Seven days on Honeymoon make one hole weak.
Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack gets Tit bit.
Man and Mouse alike, both end up in Pussy.
Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who runs up women’s leg not find nut.
Seven days on Honeymoon make one hole weak.
Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack gets Tit bit.
Man and Mouse alike, both end up in Pussy.
Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.
200 Bucks
Elton goes to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers the door.
"Hi, is Gilbert home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and Elton says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts
I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one".
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - it’s a
Hundred bucks, after all! She opens her robe and shows him one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there
a while longer and Elton says "They're so beautiful I got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them
Together."
Again, Nora thinks about this, then decides what the hell and opens her robe
to give Elton a nice long look. Elton thanks her and throws another 100
Bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer for Gilbert and leaves.
Awhile later Gilbert arrives home and his wife says, "You know you’re weird
friend Elton came over." Gilbert says, "Great! Did he drop off the 200
Bucks he owes me?"
"Hi, is Gilbert home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."
They sit down and Elton says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts
I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one".
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - it’s a
Hundred bucks, after all! She opens her robe and shows him one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there
a while longer and Elton says "They're so beautiful I got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them
Together."
Again, Nora thinks about this, then decides what the hell and opens her robe
to give Elton a nice long look. Elton thanks her and throws another 100
Bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer for Gilbert and leaves.
Awhile later Gilbert arrives home and his wife says, "You know you’re weird
friend Elton came over." Gilbert says, "Great! Did he drop off the 200
Bucks he owes me?"
HEMAS PRODUCTS
Marketing guy - Which soap do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy - Which hand wash do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy - Which deodorant do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy - Which toothpaste do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy -Which shampoo do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy - Which washing powder do you use?Girl - Hama’sMarketing guy - Okay, Okay , tell me, What is this Hama’s ? You think it's an international company???Girl - No, she is my room mate.
GREAT FATHER
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon: "I will choose my own bride!"Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
MATCHING
once nathashas mother was invited to a party and she wanted to wear the prettiest dress in town. And the prettiest dress was yellow nathashas mom came home and showed her the dress and the jewelry and hair clips .nathasha noticed that everything was yellow and she told her mom "mom everything is yellow and the party is after a week right?" "ya" said her mom "well then don’t brush your teeth for a week" "why" asked her mom"look! Everything is yellow and they match and if u don’t brush ur teeth will turn yellow and it will match "she replied. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
MICROWAVE TV
Once Satharji was walking on the street & when he came to an electronic shop he went in & asked the keeper "How much is that T.V?" pointing at something.
"We don't sell things for Satharjis" replied the keeper
Then after some times he came with changing his clothes & appearance & asked again "How much is that T.V?" pointing at the same thing
"We don't sell things to Satharjis" replied the keeper.
Then again he came with changing his appearance & clothing's & asked again "How much is that T.V?"
"Sorry, I said you that we don't sell things to Satharjis"
Satharji got angry removed his wig & clothes & asked "How the hell do you know that I'm a Satharji?"
"Because Satharjis are stupid" replied the keeper
"Why?" asked the Satharji
"You were pointing at a microwave & asking me how much is that T.V"
EARTH SHAPE ?
Teacher: What shape is the earth?Student: I don’t know.Teacher: Well, what kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?Student: Square ones.Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wears on Sunday.Student: Round. Teacher: Then, what shape is the earth?Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
PIZZA
Satharji is a man who works in a construction company. Once when they were constructing a building, at lunch time when they all sat together to have their lunch in the fifth floor. one man said that he likes bread & if his wife haven’t given bread he would jump & suicide, when he opened the lunch box it was not bread he jumped from the building.then another said that he likes parata & if it is not there he would die, it was not there & he jumped. Another said he likes rice & if it is not there he would die, & it wasn’t there he jumped.then Satharji said that he likes pizzas & if it is not there he would die, when he opened the lunch box some sandwiches were there then he jumped from the building.that evening everybody’s wives came & were crying but Satharjis wife didn’t cry. Then everybody asked her " Why aren’t you crying?"
"Why should I cry for this stupid man? today I didn’t make lunch for him.....he made it by himself ..........& he forgot what he likes & what he made"
"Why should I cry for this stupid man? today I didn’t make lunch for him.....he made it by himself ..........& he forgot what he likes & what he made"
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