ANAN - MANAN

MICROWAVE TV

Once Satharji was walking on the street & when he came to an electronic shop he went in & asked the keeper "How much is that T.V?" pointing at something.
"We don't sell things for Satharjis" replied the keeper
Then after some times he came with changing his clothes & appearance & asked again "How much is that T.V?" pointing at the same thing
"We don't sell things to Satharjis" replied the keeper.
Then again he came with changing his appearance & clothing's & asked again "How much is that T.V?"
"Sorry, I said you that we don't sell things to Satharjis"
Satharji got angry removed his wig & clothes & asked "How the hell do you know that I'm a Satharji?"
"Because Satharjis are stupid" replied the keeper
"Why?" asked the Satharji
"You were pointing at a microwave & asking me how much is that T.V"

EARTH SHAPE ?

Teacher: What shape is the earth?Student: I don’t know.Teacher: Well, what kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear?Student: Square ones.Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wears on Sunday.Student: Round. Teacher: Then, what shape is the earth?Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.

PIZZA

Satharji is a man who works in a construction company. Once when they were constructing a building, at lunch time when they all sat together to have their lunch in the fifth floor. one man said that he likes bread & if his wife haven’t given bread he would jump & suicide, when he opened the lunch box it was not bread he jumped from the building.then another said that he likes parata & if it is not there he would die, it was not there & he jumped. Another said he likes rice & if it is not there he would die, & it wasn’t there he jumped.then Satharji said that he likes pizzas & if it is not there he would die, when he opened the lunch box some sandwiches were there then he jumped from the building.that evening everybody’s wives came & were crying but Satharjis wife didn’t cry. Then everybody asked her " Why aren’t you crying?"
"Why should I cry for this stupid man? today I didn’t make lunch for him.....he made it by himself ..........& he forgot what he likes & what he made"